Doris Day Parking

Any parking spot that seems as though it was meant to be, as evidenced by the spot's convenience to one's destination as well as the smoothness with which one can park their car in said spot.

Derived from the sort of parking found by Doris Day in any Doris Day movie.

See also: Rock Star Parking

Because of the sweet Doris Day parking I got in Westwood, I wasn't late for the movie.

by Amanda Louise November 30, 2006

Semi-parking

To drive much slower than other motorists.

The old Ford seemed to be Semi-parking in the fast lane.

by I, Wreckerrr October 31, 2016

Parking Lot Vulture

A person who will circle the parking lot, until a spot near the entrance is open.

Look at all the parking lot vulture waiting for the perfect spot.

by v8explorer November 21, 2010

Parking-lot Illiteracy

The inability of drivers to understand how a parking lot works. These individuals pull down wrong lanes, drive through lanes and parking spaces

Pulling into the WalMart parking-lot some moron nearly ran into me because he was driving the wrong way. Yep. This guy definitely suffers from parking-lot illiteracy.

by MS Libertarian March 2, 2017

Parking Your Pearls

Resting ones Testicles on a surface at waist level for maximum genital comfort such as resting them on a corner of a table, arm rest, friend’s shoulder etc...

Guy1: Have you been parking your pearls when someone was watching you?

Guy2: Oh yeah Corey can’t keep his eyes off my parking job.

by Darth Lahey February 25, 2020

Rock Star parking

Parking up close to the venue being visited.

I don't want to drive. I can't afford to give up my rock star parking spot.

by M Silvey August 3, 2005

crack pairing

A romantic pairing (whether it be from a video game, movie, book, etc) that is completely implausible and/or bizarre, but people support it anyway, for laughs or otherwise.

Barret x Red XIII is a crack pairing.

by Espiria September 2, 2008