Golden Parade

1. A sexual act involving a man and a woman in which the woman lies on her back and urinates into the air while her partner stands above her and pisses into her vagina. If the streams intersect, then it is a golden parade.

2. A phenomenon where cars drive by on the J Way in Jamaica Plain (by the beach at Jamaica Pond) creating a symmetrical reflection in the water. Behold the golden parade of cars, you high motherfucker.

1. Dude. Lucy and I did our first golden parade! That shit was WET!

2. Damn, this golden parade of cars is BLOWING MY MIND

by Whipper Snapper Incorporated June 15, 2011

Pussy Parade

A pussy parade is the opposite of sex slump. It’s when a guy is just crushing it with the ladies. One girl after another. Often times this happens after a breakup and I guy is playing the field. It also can occur after a slumpbuster.

Ever since Mike broke up with Lindsay, he’s been on a pussy parade. One chick after another. He’s unstoppable. That slumpbuster really worked!

by GMMN2018 November 8, 2018

Paradise Fears

SEX. Pop/Rock/Alternative band from Vermillion, South Dakota that contains six of the hottest guys ever. You will never meet a bunch quite like them.

You: "What did Paradise Fears?"
Me:"The Turtle..."

by turtlenation January 1, 2012

FOX Paradox

Describing the ironic situation of the FOX media corporation, which owns both FOX and FOX News.

The FOX television network is infamous for producing "morally questionable" television programs that often depict sexuality, violence, and anti-conservative themes (ie. dysfunctional families, drug use, gays/lesbians).

At the same time, the FOX News network is infamous for their blatant support of the socially conservative right wing. The right wing includes groups such as the PTC (Parents Television Council), which filed more than 95% of indecency complaints to the FCC.

This is known as the FOX paradox.

FOX TV Shows:
The Simpsons - dysfunctional family, gay characters (Smithers, Patty, Lenny/Carl)

The O.C. - dysfunctional families, lesbian characters (Marissa/Alex), drug use, sexuality

FOX News Programs:
The O'Reilly Factor - often criticizes rap artists and the liberal media for morally corrupt social values

by SE(x,y) Softie March 5, 2005

death parade

When two people die at the same time they aren't placed in heaven or hell, instead they are sent to Quindecim a bar where they are forced to play various games "with their lives on the line" being judged by an arbiter with human emotions; Decim. Depending on their actions during the game they are sent to be reincarnated or into the void where they are lost forever. This is an anime that really explores life after death with 12 episodes.

"Life is truly a mysterious thing. Each and every life spins it's own separate tale, yet they become intricately intertwined. No one ever knows how they will end up."

-Decim (Death Parade)

by 🦉 7 April 7, 2017

Nani Paradox

An unsolvable scenario where the question is “IF *JOSEPH JOESTAR* TELLS *KENSHIRO* THAT HIS NEXT WORDS WILL BE *OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU* AND HE SAYS IT WHO WILL SAY NANI?”

Hey mark......have you heard of the *Nani Paradox*?

by Sooperdooper14 August 20, 2018

T-Shirt Paradox

A paradox created when a girl wears a tight shirt to create an illusion of bigger breasts. Tighter the shirt, the bigger the breasts look. Essentially achieves the same effects of a push-up bra but different in a sense of novelty. Push-up bras are fucking noticeable but the tight shirt reaveals the actual size of their breasts.

For example, a girl who is a B-Cup might look like a C-Cup due to the T-Shirt Paradox. However, the paradox doesn't apply to A-Cups. No matter how tight the shirt is, their breasts still look like an A-Cup.

Daquan: "Yo Suzie's titties are bigger than usual today!"

Harold: "It's called the fucking T-shirt Paradox. It just makes her titties look bigger! don't fall for it you dumb shit!"

by pandaque April 24, 2015