Parkway Central is home to the weirdest, most socially autistic, and genuinely retarded kids in Missouri. Some may claim that Parkway Central is a racist environment, however, the black kids are loud as fuck and complain too much.
Dumbass 1: Yo I hear someone wrote the n-word on the bathroom wall at Parkway Central! That place is super racist dude!
Dumbass 2: A black kid wrote it on the wall you retard.
Dumbass 2: A black kid wrote it on the wall you retard.
by TanneriteCarBomb November 22, 2022
Get the Parkway Central mug.Its just known as "The Parkway". People who've driven here know that 65 mph really means 80. When someone cuts you off, give them the horn AND the finger. Its okay. They're supposed to be used to it. People who hate are the stupid asses that don't live in Jersey who got their asses ran over by someone who actually knows how to drive.
And no one calls it the GSP.
And no one calls it the GSP.
Someone from another place: I'm going to drive on the garden state parkway.
New Jerseyean: Its just "The Parkway."
New Jerseyean: Its just "The Parkway."
by dts. August 19, 2009
Get the garden state parkway mug.Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Let's go for a drive down the parkway and we can park in the neighbors driveway.
Let's go for a drive down the parkway and we can park in the neighbors driveway.
by tara sweet March 27, 2010
Get the why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway mug.A.K.A.: OP
Ocean Parkway, Long Island.
Ranked the most beautiful highway in the U.S. entrance at Jones Beach from Wantagh Parkway in Wantagh. Mainly refered to as a place to openly rolll and smoke blunts as well as hit the bong/bowl until you are absolutely ablitterated out of your mind.
Ocean Parkway, Long Island.
Ranked the most beautiful highway in the U.S. entrance at Jones Beach from Wantagh Parkway in Wantagh. Mainly refered to as a place to openly rolll and smoke blunts as well as hit the bong/bowl until you are absolutely ablitterated out of your mind.
Bro, Lets hit up Ocean Parkway later I'm way overdue on a stone-sesh,
Can we please get an OP run in this week?
Can we please get an OP run in this week?
by SmokeB'sErrday March 31, 2010
Get the Ocean Parkway mug.in South Sacramento..always gon be G-PARKWAY, aka shining star or Franklin Villa (pale face boys keep tryna change tha name), hood in sacramento where all tha crazy niggas stay. right off franklin turn to tha projects, gated though. where 75% of tha murders in sac used to be. they revitalized tha hood but left tha same niggas to reside. Stars up - G-Parkway Mobb
got this bop in G-Parkway fanly, you niggas wanna go get dat im mobile nigga? Uhh uhh we ain't goin mayne, you know tha hardest niggas in sac dont even go through dat section fanly.
by TyBrown February 5, 2008
Get the G-parkway mug.The anal tract, the close cousin of the "hershey highway." The reference, of course, being the possible presence of poop in said passageway. Sexually speaking, going down that pudding parkway means taking your partner up the ass.
by mistahtwist March 26, 2011
Get the pudding parkway mug.The Eastern Bluebird is NY's state bird
"I Love New York" is NY's state song
The Taconic Parkway is NY's official state embarrassment
The TSP: Paved country road? Highway? UFO landing site? Nobody seems to know or can make up their mind. Apparently green-lighted back when NY's politicians could literally commission anything. Now people navigate this reportedly paved conundrum consumed with questions worthy of a B-grade Horror Movie.
Why did they put rain grates practically in the middle of the road? Why do speed bump-like protrusions inexplicably cross large stretches of the roadway? Why does America's most heavily-taxed state have a major roadway that makes post-2003 Iraqi infrastructure look good? WHERE DOES THE MONEY GO??? Did it fall into the road when a chunk of the last 4 pavings randomly gave way? Why does a trackless road need so much ****ing maintenance? Such is the riddle that is the Taconic State Parkway
"I Love New York" is NY's state song
The Taconic Parkway is NY's official state embarrassment
The TSP: Paved country road? Highway? UFO landing site? Nobody seems to know or can make up their mind. Apparently green-lighted back when NY's politicians could literally commission anything. Now people navigate this reportedly paved conundrum consumed with questions worthy of a B-grade Horror Movie.
Why did they put rain grates practically in the middle of the road? Why do speed bump-like protrusions inexplicably cross large stretches of the roadway? Why does America's most heavily-taxed state have a major roadway that makes post-2003 Iraqi infrastructure look good? WHERE DOES THE MONEY GO??? Did it fall into the road when a chunk of the last 4 pavings randomly gave way? Why does a trackless road need so much ****ing maintenance? Such is the riddle that is the Taconic State Parkway
Guy #1: Hey, let's take the Taconic
Guy #2: Shit sonne, the last time I took the taconic, my car fell into a 20ft pothole and they had to pull it out with a crane.
Guy #1: Can you do 150mph on 9?
Guy #2: TRUUUUU!
Translation The Taconic Parkway sucks goats on a hot day, but dammit it's the fastest way upstate.
Guy #2: Shit sonne, the last time I took the taconic, my car fell into a 20ft pothole and they had to pull it out with a crane.
Guy #1: Can you do 150mph on 9?
Guy #2: TRUUUUU!
Translation The Taconic Parkway sucks goats on a hot day, but dammit it's the fastest way upstate.
by KRUSHES UUU! September 3, 2010
Get the taconic parkway mug.