a forceful or an incapacitating strike (usually) to a man's crotch; can also be used to describe an unfortunate event that is just as painful. *AKA blast in the package
Even though the old man wanted to apologize for hitting Mike Tyson's car, Tyson was so angry that he gave the man a crisp package blast and walked away.
by Sheldon May 14, 2003
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An angel-faced slim thicc baddie who is the youngest to lead Hot Girl Summer this year at only 19, joining Megan thee Stallion, Saweetie and the City Girls.
Her impact caused rose quartz sales to go up
Her impact caused rose quartz sales to go up
Bestie #1: ugh my boyfriend cheated on me, I was so excited to spend summer with him
Bestie #2: Girl now you can have your hot girl summer, go get you some rose quartz and pull a Paeka
Bestie #2: Girl now you can have your hot girl summer, go get you some rose quartz and pull a Paeka
by Dahlia2126 May 7, 2021
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by MuffinFlavored October 1, 2007
Get the package anxiety mug.1. A literal reference to a packaged good that has all of its parts, all the necessary criteria fulfilled, etc.
2. As slang, a reference to a woman or man who has all the traits that one would desire in a romantic or sexual partner.
3. Less frequently, a reference to a product, like a car, computer program, or almost any other product that has all the desired traits of that given product.
Frequently used as "the complete package".
2. As slang, a reference to a woman or man who has all the traits that one would desire in a romantic or sexual partner.
3. Less frequently, a reference to a product, like a car, computer program, or almost any other product that has all the desired traits of that given product.
Frequently used as "the complete package".
1. This kit is not lacking any parts, it's the complete package. The package you are purchasing today is complete.
2. Sarah is the complete package; she's intelligent, with a beautiful face, sexy body, and a great personality.
3. Michael's new Mercedes is endowed with a powerful engine, a high crash-test rating, amazing handling, and a luxurious interior. His car is the complete package.
2. Sarah is the complete package; she's intelligent, with a beautiful face, sexy body, and a great personality.
3. Michael's new Mercedes is endowed with a powerful engine, a high crash-test rating, amazing handling, and a luxurious interior. His car is the complete package.
by nom de plume1 July 13, 2009
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Get the Parabatai mug.“Bible book of Paeka de Gallo” When you leave rose quartz crystals in a mans car to get him to fall in love with you. 4:44
Girl: Let’s link ;)
Boy: Okay bet
*girl leaves crystal in mans car*
*does the deed*
Boy: Omg I can’t stop thinking about you
Girl: I know, I’ve been reading paekalations
PLS THIS IS A JOKE THO 😭
Boy: Okay bet
*girl leaves crystal in mans car*
*does the deed*
Boy: Omg I can’t stop thinking about you
Girl: I know, I’ve been reading paekalations
PLS THIS IS A JOKE THO 😭
by Regina Philangeee May 5, 2021
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