Parisian Tarzan

When someone who was supposed to fall doesn’t and ends up doing something cool as shit.

Me: Fuck! Did you see Mike land that shit!?! It was a total Parisian Tarzan

by JarettCarett October 17, 2023

parisian cafe

it is when an individual is performing cunnilingus, and the receiving female farts while the individual performing the cunnilingus is under the covers, i.e. 'dutch oven'

Oh my God!!! I was going down on my girlfriend last night, and she farted, and I thought I was sitting at a Parisian Cafe drinking a coffee

by Angelassassin March 12, 2014

Parisian Whore

An insulting term partaining to French-speaking women. Particularly ones from Paris but also can relate to all French speaking women.

"Look at that discusting moustached Parisian Whore over there, OH JESUS!! It's looking this way! RUN!!!!!!!"

by Merchant August 31, 2005

Parisian Pinwheel

A sexual move in which the man hoists up the woman, and proceeds to spin her (perpendicular to the floor) around on his erect penis. The process may be done once or repeatedly.

I was watching this epic porn yesterday where the dude picks up the chick and gave her a Parisian pinwheel for a minute and a half!

by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010

Parisian Delight

The act of blowing snot in your hand, then taking that snot and using it as a lubricant for a handjob.

When in Paris, do as the Parisians do. (Parisian Delight)

by keanureeves123 December 13, 2009

parisian

Doing something dumb or stupid but trying to act innocent and cute to get positive attention instead of criticism.

That was so parisian of her to forget wearing panties.

by poopita June 12, 2007

Parisienne birthday candles

Cigarettes

This girl was givin' me the gears so I fired up a pack of Parisienne birthday candles.

by fatburner5 October 18, 2011