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Palinism

1. Malapropism, non-sensical verbiage, non-sequitor or other illogical, stream of concious meanderings uttered by Sarah Palin.

2. A form of homespun, Midwestern demagoguery and fear mongering comprised of a stream of logically unrelated and unsupported talking points uttered by an attractive woman with nice cans and a presumably fine ass intended to engender loyalty among those inspired by demagoguery, non-sequitors, a great smile, nice tits and a presumably fine ass.
See, e.g., Palin interview with Couric as parodied on SNL.

A Palinism is contained in the following thread: "The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil." –-Sarah Palin, in a message posted on Facebook about Obama's health care plan, Aug. 12, 2009
by muskybait January 28, 2010
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Pittsburgh Panini

The act of shitting into a wad of TP, placing into the baby-changing station, then pressing it closed.
Boyfriend: Hey, the cashier at McDonald's got my order wrong.
Girlfriend: Give 'em the ol' Pittsburgh Panini!
by SwellStuff December 3, 2019
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palinibalism

Most recently seen in the small community of devoted and voracious humans who are self described Palin fanatics, the act of eating living members of the same or similar species. It is most common in pigs and chickens and is due partly to boredom because of the confined space in which the animals are kept.
The most recent acts of palinibalism occurred during a fanatics community picnic: "YOU want Governor Palin to 'improve'? By and to who's standards? YOURS? I think a bit of arrogance is showing here! Who are YOU to suggest standards for the likes of her?"
by mxmgater June 17, 2010
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Palinite

An individual who appeals to the lowest common denominator. A rabble rouser who does not possess any significant intellectual abilities. Term was coined by Fox Sports reporter Jason Whitlock
Palinites are complaining about Common appearing at the White House.

All the Palinites are boycotting Family Guy
by KingOfTheStreets June 7, 2011
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parsnip

"hannah, i love your parsnip!"
by TerryO April 16, 2006
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Paginis

A term used to describe a hybrid between the penis and the vagina.

Can be used to refer to birth defects that result from inter-familial childbirth.
Tom and his cousin Shelley had sex. The baby had a paginis.

I was having intercourse with Johnny, but we had to stop. I didn't know what to do with his paginis.
by Clever&Witty June 16, 2011
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Bell Island Panini

This is when a girl is performing oral sex on you while she is lying on her back on a bed, with her head hanging over the edge. As you cum you defecate on her forehead, hold her by the throat and stop her from moving. She will then lift her head thus pressing your 'log' against your ass like a panini press.

Note: Make sure you dont drink coffee or draft beer 1/2 hour prior or you will otherwise perform a "Bell Island Geiser"
I totally Bell Island Panini'd your sister last night... what a slut!
by El Gizzordo February 28, 2008
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