parental naivety

The state of mind that most parents are in, even after discovering that, no their child is not a golden child.

It is a denial and ignorance of disgusting or dangerous acts committed by their, usually teen, children.

Friend one: OMG, so my boyfriend and I were hooking up in the kitchen, when we thought no one was home, and my mother walked in right as he picked me up and put me on the counter! She didn't even notice!
Friend two: Gotta love parental naivety!!

by chicachicayeauh March 2, 2009

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parental controls

A CENSORING MOTHER FUCKER THAT MY EX GIRLFRIEND CANT GO TO A GMAIL ACCOUNT CAUSE THEY DONT WANT LIL KIDS TO LEARN HOW TO USE THE REAL INTENRNET. IMPLENTEND BY DICKS. I AINT GOT ANY. BUT IM SURE I CAN HACK THEM BY DOING THE GOOGLE CACHE VIEW!!! GOOGLE WILL PWN J00!!!!! IT IS CENSORWARE THAT CAN GO SUCK A DICK. heres some lowercase...

fuck aol

by lolwut484793ue3j June 28, 2004

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PARENTAL CONTROL

A form of abuse since it shields your child from reality and prevents them from having a social life
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Can ez be bypassed with a vpn

"mAyBe wE wIlL tAkE offF uR pArEnTaL CoNtROl iF yOu tOuCh gRAss" - Abusive parent.

by gotouchgrass_8163 September 25, 2022

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Parental Holiday

Valid only if you are a parent. This refers to the extra days off an employee gets due to sick child, parent/teacher conferences, school plays, etc.

Paul: Have you seen Janice today?

Brett: She didn't come in. She's on a "Parental Holiday." Her daughter has a recital at school.

Paul: Dude, I wish I had kids!

by BMush56 February 11, 2010

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Parental Juice

Another phrase to describe the presence of Cum.

Nathan: Urrrr why on earth is your sociology book all wet and sticky :S

Katy: Ofgs! that is the last time i lend John ANYTHING!

Nathan: Huh? :S What is it?

Katy: Parental Juice. ¬.¬

by TwistedNath November 11, 2009

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