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parasite

most people in general in high school, thrive off of others,usually social animals, nosing into other people's bussiness, until someone grows the balls to the break their pretty little face
wide eyed parasite:"Are u and jenny having sex?"
descent person:"none of your business."(blank expression)
parasite:"please tell me, I wont tell anyone."
decent person walks away.
by Slayerfan101 December 22, 2008
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Welfare Parasite

A typical non working piece of lazy crap person too lazy to work who lives off public assistance & the tax payers. People who receive Welfare checks & Food Stamps. Many people in Louisiana.
If all the Welfare Parasites in the U.S. worked, I would definitely have Social Security to look forward to when i retire.
by KIMBERLY SHIPLEY April 24, 2008
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parasitic friend

A "friend" who really isn't a friend at all, but rather assumes that they are your friend and becomes very needy and dependent on you because you are their only "friend" they have.
Friend 1: You're driving Kayla to and from school for the rest of the year?
Friend 2: ....Yeah...
Friend 1: I thought you hated her!
Friend 2: She's a parasitic friend
by HollaShawty May 26, 2010
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facebook parasite

A person who constantly comments on your photos and status updates, who barely knows you and has no business commenting at all.
Jon's such a facebook parasite. Everytime I change my status or post a new photo, he's the first to comment.
by werdslaya January 11, 2010
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Parasite single

A parasite Single is someone who is single, no plans for marriage any time soon, not dating, still living with parents. Most parasingles don't quit this lifestyle until their late 30s, early 40s.
The term started in Japan, comming from a 1997 Japanese horror movie Parasite Eve & backed up by best-seller book by Masahiro Yamada in 1999.
by Allaiyah June 24, 2004
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Social Parasite

n. A person who is typically/always socially imperceptive and 'latches on' to a group of people. this person is along for a ride and is impossible to lose, usually makes awkward comments making them unwanted. they are with you and eat away at your cool factor, making them a parasite

n. a tape worm with many friends and/or a facebook account
guy: wow person 3 is such a parasite!

girl: i know he saw us at dinner and has not left yet...wtf

person 3(social parasite):so guys....im going to watch you make out ok?
by Atohn January 21, 2008
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Time Parasite

A person that eats up all your time for no reason whatsoever.
Sam is such a Time Parasite he spent an hour in my cubicle going over the specifications when all I needed was a simple answer.
by deckarep August 25, 2010
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