pornphobia

What evolves in pornography addicted men who’ve been incarcerated for sex addiction and then scared straight into a new phase of monkhood.

Yeah dude, I think I’ll stay home and cook dinner tonight, I got a real strong case of pornphobia so gaming’s not even an option for me anymore.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

podaphobia

The irrational fear of the word "poda", which translates literally into "go away", and can be interpreted in some cases to be the equivalent of the English phrases "fuck off" or "piss off". Often feared by sufferers of Asbergers syndrome, podaphobia is estimated to afflict about 1 in every 600,000,000 people.

Student 1: "Poda"! (to Student 2)
Student 2: "ARRRGHHH!!! Why do you have to say that word!?" (suffers mental breakdown)
Student 3: That kid is suffering from podaphobia, the irrational fear of the word "poda". Don't say it around him.

by TheRoflChopper September 11, 2011

paulphobia

having a phobia of paul breach

“i cant watch that video sorry i have paulphobia”

by jammydodger0161 December 31, 2022

Panphobia

Panphobia (Also known as omniphobia, pantophobia, and panophobia) is the irrational fear of everything or a persistent vague fear of an ‘unknown evil’. It is *not* a fear/dislike of pansexuals. Using it as so is albiest whether panphobia is registered as a medical term or not.

1:“She has panphobia.”
2:”So she’s afraid of pansexuals?”
1:”No, she feels paranoid all the time.”

by cosm August 4, 2020

Paraphilia

I'm pretty sure that's in America????
No wait I think I'm thinking of Philadelphia...

"Damn where you live girl???"
"Paraphilia."
"Where the fuck is that??"
"Bitch Idk goddamn"

by Crackhead Professor January 23, 2022

popaphobia

Fear of the pope.
Fear of men wearing tall, highly decorated spear-head-shaped hats and wielding shepherd's crooks.

I used to be Catholic, but I de-converted after developing popaphobia.

by Shari Fowler March 19, 2008

Paraphonia

A personality defect in which a person suffers from a mix narcissism and paranoia.
The belief that you are so awesome, multiple people you don’t know want your phone number, and once they have it will become crazy stalkers.

George: I will not give you my number in a public message, because I dont want people I don't know to have my number.

Ray: So, are you calling my friends stalkers? Turn down your Paraphonia!

by greycoatmasher April 1, 2010