a somewhat archaic way to describe a person of whom you are especially enamored or in love with; a lover. not to be confused with paramore.
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Dude, I've been diagnosed with paramongia by my psychiatrist after beating the shit out of my red bin.
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A man or woman who engages in an illicit online affair with a married person. Cybersex may or may not be part of the exchange.
"He engaged a Cyber Paramour to take care of his hidden unmet needs while he was still married. They talked online several times a week."
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It costs a fortune for a parent to secure their home to ensure that their teens are not sneaking their pubescent paramour into the house when no one is looking.
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4) Better than Cedar Point.
5) PKI Breaks records too damnit.
2) Home of the world's longest woody: The Beast.
3) The only place in the world where you can ride Lara Croft.
4) Better than Cedar Point.
5) PKI Breaks records too damnit.
I went to Kings Island and realized it was better than Cedar Point after I rode the world's longest woody at night.
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Chaysus - I need to date someone who won't paramortify me all of the time.
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