tonsil painter

a made up profession of cumming down someone's throat and covering their tonsils.

I spent my college years as a professional tonsil painter.

by ultradaddy January 19, 2013

Ceiling Painter

A male, usually a teen or twenty something, who is such a virile, semen machine, that he’s able to to bust a copious nut several feet into the air.

My Grindr hook up was a ceiling painter. Glad my face was not in the line of fire. I may have lost an eye.

I prefer a ceiling painter as opposed to a dribbler. How’s your prostate by the way?

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020

the painters are in

The girl is having her period

Sorry we can't have sex now, the painters are in

by Graham A1 July 19, 2006

Painters Sanchez

A Painters Sanchez is a term commonly referred to a man or woman's mustache where poo, cum and other bodily discharges have permanently formed to for a long period of time.

" Oh my god, that's a fucking Painters Sanchez! "

by ADRIANP92 December 10, 2009

Painterly

A word invented by a youtuber by the name of Moriah Elizabeth meaning artsy or artistic. In other words, a way of saying that something looks well-made or well-drawn.

The mural looked very painterly once it was finished.

by ElloLuvs August 11, 2020

painters and decorators

slang for the time of the month in women, commonly used in the UK.

Girl 1: Wanna go skinny dipping.
Girl 2: Can't painters and decorators are in.
Girl 1: Aw, they're in next week for me.

by barncat July 7, 2006

paiteness

1. A man of, or around the age of 28

2. A man who has this seductive aura around him that make the ladies come to him; sexy

3. A man who is good with his words and would be considered a Casanova.

Melody felt like she was being drawn into the mysterious strange's paiteness eyes.

by Ella Mackinson February 12, 2010