Post Traumatic Pager Syndrome

When you wore a pager and were on call 24/7 for so many years that your hip still buzzes occasionally even though you no longer wear a pager.

Oh man my hip won't stop vibrating where I used to wear my pager all the time!
Dude you have Post Traumatic Pager Syndrome, just let it goooooo.

by DeCryptIcon February 21, 2022

Three pager

A instrument part with three pages. Usually they are a grade three.

I got my first three pager today. It’s really hard to play though.

by Fruit Hunter June 14, 2023

Pager

A rager in one’s pussy

Roxy had the best Saturday night when it ended with an epic pager!

by The BPs May 7, 2021

Pagerism

Similar to plagiarism, pagerism is the act of saying a quote that is a Facebook fan page to your friends, and taking credit for it as your own.

Dave: "Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink."

*Everybody Laughs

Luke: "Dude you got that on Facebook. That's pagerism, noob."

*Silence

by a7776gh4 October 25, 2011

One-Pager

When you make someone ejaculate so much that it could soak through an entire sheet of paper.

Me: “I totally gave your mom a one-pager last night.”
Friend: 😐

by whisperonastarchase February 12, 2024

pagers

Pagers, a phrase invented by the gods to mean that was awesome, often mistaken for 'poggers' but is a term to describe something more shocking than that of which you would use the phrase 'poggers'

I didn't know you could do a somersault, holy shit thats pagers!

by Strongieeee January 17, 2021

Israeli Pager

When your tech is acting up and you think it's going to blow up.

The spam in the groupchat was so insane, my phone was buzzing like an Israeli Pager.

by DANK_YANKER May 24, 2025