Pageant Fever

Pageant Fever is the feeling one gets when she has an extreme desire to compete in a pageant. She is most likely a former title holder (winner) and has been out of the game for awhile. Watch out for women with pageant fever, they will most likely at least place in their next pageant.

Mary has pageant fever, you might not want to waste your time competing against her.

by Gazelle40 July 3, 2011

pageant

An elaborate public dramatic presentation that usually depicts a historical or traditional event.

Peter: "For Xerxes, every meal is a pageant."

by Andresthejeff February 6, 2014

pageant crack

Pixie sticks, used by bovine pageant moms who want to give their freaky-looking offspring an edge over the competition.

Pageant crack, as seen on "Toddlers and Tiaras".

by starla25 February 8, 2012

teen beauty pageant

a place for underage girls to be judged based on their ability to give grown men boners

My pedophile friend Jack got tickets to the local teen beauty pageant.

We were trying to remind young girls that their bodies are worth more than they are, so we decided to hot a teen beauty pageant.

Did you hear about that former teen beauty pageant competitor who's now happy and successful? Me neither.

by steakeater May 24, 2014

pageant porn

Due to nature of free porn and accessibility of porn, or celebrity using porn as vehicle to stardom, or general competitiveness of the porn industry, pornstars are getting more and more attractive. Pageant porn is the idea where the destination of porn is heading that will eventually eclipse actual beauty pageants.

Jennifer, the high school prom queen, is now participating in the pageant porn industry.

by DiseaseDrugDumbassFree August 1, 2016

pageant alycia

Otherwise known as "bye felicia," this is a ho with no morals that will stop at nothing to win a pageant.

Kristin: Damn, Bree, I am worried about that blonde bitch with the big tits. So, I think you know what we have to do.
Bree: Oh hell no, I ain't pulling no pageant alycia like the last time.

by Butter Mike July 2, 2019

Big 6 Pageant

Used to refer to 6 of the world's largest international beauty contests, including Miss Universe, Miss World, Miss International, Miss Supranational, Miss Earth, and Miss Grand International.

Girl, Miss Intercontinental is so much minor, not in the Big 6 Pageant.

by pageantcrusher March 2, 2022