Possibly the worst team in NL West (tied for worst team with Rockies). Padres fans usually hate the Dodgers because the Dodgers are way better than the Padres. Padres are also terrible because they have never won a world series. I really dont need to go on.
by datboiaqua October 23, 2018
Get the San Diego Padres mug.The San Diego Padres are one of the only Major League Baseball teams to have never won a World Series. In the early days of the franchise, the team dressed in shit-brown uniforms and consistently came in last place. Then they changed their uniforms and still came in last. Their fans are a bunch of whiny bandwagoners who cannot even dress themselves let alone speak proper English. Everyone agrees that the team should throw in the towel and stop wasting everyone's time with their minor league highjinks. The fans worship Tony Gwynn, a singles hitter with the waistline of a small ocean liner. The team is the epitomy of the term 'loser'.
Guy 1: I just saw the San Diego Padres in their new stadium!
Guy 2: Do you think they'll come in last again this year?
Guy 2: Do you think they'll come in last again this year?
by grovemeister June 24, 2008
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Get the Quien es su padre mug.by aqueas May 22, 2004
Get the Luke, Yo soy tu padre mug.A variation of the sexual position "piledriver." During intercourse from a piledriver position, the partner being piledriven emits a fart and the fart is lit on fire (either from a heat source supplied by one of the two partners or from a third party) while someone makes the telltale beeping noise of a ceiling smoke alarm (again, either partner or a third party may supply this noise).
When the drapes caught fire during their second attempt at the South Padre Island Smoke Alarm and the actual smoke alarm woke every guest up, Carl and Carla knew they wouldn't be allowed to film their piledriver sex scenes in the hotel lobby any more.
by Cthonic March 24, 2010
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Get the Berto no e Padre de randy mug.(verb) 1 Failing miserably and/or by a wide margin 2. Horribly embarrassing yourself in front of loved ones and strangers alike. 3. Having multiple records broken against you while at the same time setting dubious records that have stood since the 1900s. 4. When it never fails to have ex-Padres hit multiple home runs against in PETCO Park or pitchers come back and shove seven innings of two-hit ball. 5. Every major leaguer who grew up in San Diego wanting to be a Padres player comes back to haunt you with a game-winning walk-off hit.
In 2023 the baseball team in San Diego was favored to win the World Series decided that Padresing would be the way to go by not making the playoffs or having a winning record, despite the 250 million dollar payroll.
by Pigroaster16 September 14, 2023
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