fitness gram pacer test

that one test that your very evil gym teachers gives you that every single human hates, will probably make you (almost) pass out if youre trying youre best and youre just an unhealthy noodle

goes like:
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Gym Teacher: The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is tomorrow, get ready
Every student: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by jayden.exe November 30, 2018

Pennsylvania Pacecar

A tracter or large farm vehicle taking up the whole lane leaving no room to pass, commonly seen in Pennsylvania. This is most unappreciated when one is alredy running late to go somewhere.

I would've had time to stop for coffee before work this morning, but got stuck behind a damn Pennsylvania pacecar.

by kristen apple December 5, 2009

Pacetti

An OCD technical writer who is also a party animal.

I was hanging at a boring function and then it turned into a party when a Pacetti lit up the room like a spaceship with all the grammar education!

by DaBronx July 28, 2011

Pace High School

Pace High School is the definition of slut show, the cheerleaders wear less and less each year and the dance team can't go a second without twerking. Literally every "dance move" The dance team does, involves them shaking their ass what makes it bad is 9/10 don't even have an ass. I dont even get why the dance team tries to twerk, when they try they look like a dying worm squirming around. The football team sucks ass and only plays because they like being attention whores. The team can't win to save their lives even if they tried, the only reason why people come to the football games is to either try to convince their boyfriend/girlfriend to fuck them, or they listen to the band. And don't get me started on the band, the band basically humps the air 24/7. The band is ok but there are those few people that you can pick out that everyone just hates the living fuck out of. Everytime you need to go to the bathroom you have to worry about walking in on people having sex.

Pace High School has so many sluts in it that you can't even walk a single step without seeing one.

by Yeahitskait May 8, 2018

Fitnessgram pacer test

The fitnessgram pacer test.......is really stupid and embarrassing

*walks in to gym* *hears fitnessgram pacer test* *turns around and leaves*

by sexy.can.i August 25, 2017

Pacek pentek

The hungarian equivalent of suit up saturday. A day of the week when you wear your best suit.

Guys, why don't we have a pacek pentek this week?

by poree January 11, 2023

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

Literally just a gym class test where you run back and forth until you either flop over and die or fail two laps due to being too slow.

"Dude, did you hear about the guy who got a score of 80 on The FitnessGram Pacer Test?"
"What a fucking legend."

by Agnethie February 1, 2019