ozzy

the conductor of the crazy train.

all aboard the crazy train.

by MetallilbangeR April 7, 2005

ozzy

Greatest singer in the history of metal. Former lead vocalist of Black Sabbath, but also one hell of a great solo artist. Indestructable- You cannot kill this man. See immortal. Recently, he aquirred a new following of stupid pre-teen fans who couldn't name an Ozzy Osbourne song to save a life. This army of shit-eating children was brought on by the commencement of his television show, The Osbournes which is really more about his bitchy children than himself. Also see God.

"Ozzy is the godfather of heavy metal, and rocks more than any other band could ever hope to rock."

by Raewyn June 14, 2004

Ozzy Osbourne

The Prince of Darkness. The Creator of metal itself. Along with being resposible for a lot of other crazy things such as:

1. Biting the head off of a bat and a dove
2. Shooting 17 cats
3. Throw raw meat at a live audience

The term 'doing an Ozzy osbourne' means you have done something REALLLLLY silly that a whole lot of people will remember for ever and ever.

Joe: Mary's in jail!

Fred: What did she do?

Joe: Jumped off a brick wall and killed 4 people!

Fred: What an Ozzy osbourne!!

by sandy vodka March 19, 2009

Ozzy

John 'Ozzy' Osbourne -

--1. Prince Of Darkness

--2. Black Sabbath Lead Vocals

--3. Everyone's Favorite Druggie

Ozzy osbourne is known widely for snorting ants, and biting the heads off of doves and a bat, and trying to kill his wife, Sharon, multiple times. This man is one of the most widely known celeberty.

"Of All The Things I've Lost, I Miss My Mind The Most."

by Swatkowski November 22, 2003

ozzy

The spirit of metal made flesh. OK so he might have snorted a tad too much coke, and smoked a bit too much weed. Oh and he had a bit of a drinking problem. But really, he just rules.

Ozzy Osbourne changed my life... if ity wasn't for his band I never would have learned guitar - and then I would never have got a girlfriend. ;)

by a guy who knows February 27, 2004

Ozzyfied

Someone who is obsesed with Ozzy Osbourne,not like its a bad thing though

Whoa man, your ozzyfied.

by Ozzmosis June 16, 2004

OZZYNG

something that smokes more than 50,000 cigarettes in its lifetime

Damn, you smoking like an OZZYNG!

by k.dot.spliFF June 17, 2009