trouser oysters

Slang for one’s testicles.

His pants were so tight that you could perfectly map the topography of his trouser oysters.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

Blue Oyster Cult

Excellent New York rock band who have created awesome albums like "Agents Of Fortune", "Fire Of Unknown Origin" and many others. Lead guitar player is the awesome Buck Dharma. Sometimes called the "thinking man's heavy metal band" which I personally think is a bullshit title, as it misrepresents both heavy metal fans, and heavy metal music. Most good heavy metal/hard rock bands create "intelligent" music (early Judas Priest, Black Sabbath etc, and no, I dont consider 80's "hair" metal bands to be representative of what metal stands for). Awesome band nonetheless, and if you dont know they're music, check them out. Listen with an open mind

1. Buck Dharma has a cool website.
2. Eric Bloom is cool
3. Blue Oyster Cult kick serious ass!

by O.G. WILLAKER February 13, 2005

Bearded Oyster

Quite possibly the best euphemism for vagina ever.

...And then I got a taste of her bearded oyster.

by Kaji February 28, 2004

Steak and Oyster Pie

The cum load filled cream pie (vagina, ass or both) of a slut female that has just completed a gang bang with a group of multiple males.

George wanked himself in the corner while he watched his wife receive a steak and oyster pie.

by Eaton Holgoode November 22, 2015

passing the oyster

When someones cums in your mouth, and you then pass it back to them in a kiss



see also (snowballing)

he wanted to whip my ass after i passed the oyster

by pixiesandclover January 23, 2004

oyster diving

Lesbo Sex

"I don't know where Sasha went."
"She's Oyster Diving with Henrietta."

by AHK222 August 13, 2014

Goog oyster

A predecessor to the "mung barnacle", the goog oyster is a relatively large, moist, collection of shmutz found at the corners of the mouth. The "goog oyster" is usually found on ones mouth after excessive narcotic consumption, an extensive conversation with greg, or caused by excessive dairy consumption.

"Oi methbreath, wash off them goog oysters and brush ya fukn teeth, you smell like Shmidt".

by greg shmidt December 17, 2011