Murder on the Orient Express

To engage in the act of sexual intercourse during a period of menstruation.

I can't tonight, it'd be Murder on the Orient Express

by steveysham January 20, 2011

We should be friends more often

Used when you want to do things that friends do with someone more often. It can be anything.

Person 1: Hey I haven't seen you in a while...
Person 2: I know, we should be friends more often.
Person 1: Yeah
Person 3: Fuck you

by SabazouJSL April 23, 2009

orienteer

one who charts the physical whereabouts of asians or acts as a divinator of things asian.

i'm looking for a thai restaurant. is there an orienteer in the house?

by lexicali slim September 15, 2009

Oriental Rice Torture

The act of inserting grains of rice into a Chinese male's urethra, then ejaculating him so that his semen has a rice pudding-like consistency.

Mr. Wong was open to various types of sadomasochism, but oriental rice torture had always frightened him.

by ADizzleDonkey June 1, 2009

oftentimes

A stupid and redundant American English word. You could have said 'sometimes,' or 'often' but instead you have to bastardise the two.

Sometimes I will say 'often,' and I will often say 'sometimes' but oftentimes I will despair for humanity.

by Furor Teutonicus August 21, 2012

Orientationism

discrimination based on sexual orientation.

Being excluded from a job opportunity because you are gay is a form of orientationism.

by sgrey November 22, 2011

object-oriented masturbation

the stimulation or manipulation of one’s own ego by way of using object-oriented code in places where it has no advantage instead resulting in unnecessary complication and bloat.

Objective: Sum two numbers and print the result in the format “The answer is: X” where X is the sum of the two numbers:

Object-oriented masturbation solution:

function MathLib(){

this.answer = null;
}

MathLib.prototype.sum = function (x,y){

this.answer = x + y;
}

MathLib.prototype.getAnswer = function(){

return this.answer;
}

function Printer(){

this.preText = ”;
}

Printer.prototype.setPreText = function(str){

this.preText = str;
}

Printer.prototype.out = function (str){

document.write(this.preText + str);
}

// To run
var math = new MathLib();
var print = new Printer();
math.sum(1,1);
print.setPreText(‘The answer is: ‘);
print.out(math.answer);

by a304681 March 7, 2010