Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong

These names are plays on words to get gullible folks to say "My Cock's Small" or "My Cock's Long." Either one works on a fool.
*Mike Oxmall can also be spelled "Mike Oxsmall for more subtlety.

Chad: Oi mate, I changed my name to Mike Oxmall.
Bradley: Hi, Mike Oxmall.
Chad: You muppet.
Bradley: What?
Chad: Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong

by Dickhead McDoucheface July 26, 2019

oralgami

the art of chewing candy wrappers and spitting out folded shapes

putting a starburst wrapper in your mouth and spitting out a perfectly folded oralgami swan.

by johnodonovan March 8, 2008

Oralgasm

To uncontrollably make orgasmic noises while eating food that is extremely good.

Bob: "Boy, this food is good."
Cindy: "Yes! Mmm. Yes! Yes! Oh... so good."
Bob: "Gosh. Looks like you're having an oralgasm."

by Richard Tommy May 2, 2009

Oral Fisting

When you put your fist or as many fingers as you can into someone’s mouth. Can be sexual, doesn’t have to be.

Oral Fisting is…
Person 1: Unhinge your jaw
Person 2: Ok
Person 1: (Processed to Oral Fist person 2)

by Juanperezjr1111111 May 22, 2023

oral cum shot

richard's password

some porn actor: ok, gimme your password
richard: my password?
porn actor: OUT WITH IT
richard: oral_cum_shot
porn actor: oral cum shot? yeah, that fit...

by the_gobi July 14, 2018

Oralboros

A stylized image of a snake performing oral sex upon itself. Related to the Ouroboros.

The symbol of the Oralboros spraypainted on walls meant we were crossing into Greenwich Village.

by geodave February 9, 2013

oral diarrhea

when a person cannot control themselves from talking even if they were told to stop.

there one class that cannot refrain themselves from talking even if the professor is calling their attention..those students is suffering from oral diarrhea

by shivaratti December 2, 2009