by zero social skills November 26, 2015
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Feeling that a virtually impossible task is completely reasonable and can be done in an absurd timeframe for minimal resources.
I'm very opTimistic that we can complete a better DayZ clone in like a few months despite having absolutely no professional game development experience!
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Get the optimistical mug.When a male urinates, then proceeds to dab the tip of his penis with a single square of toilet paper or something akin to a baby-wipe.
This ritual is a crude, but slightly considerate, attempt at hygiene when the male is optimistic about receiving fellatio in the near future. Usually occurs when sex appears imminent but the male must excuse himself in order to urinate.
The optimistic dab, while very similar to a full solar-eclipse in the fact that it is rarely seen, only becomes in evident in one of two common situations:
1. The male and his sexual partner reside in the same residence and the aforementioned male fails to know properly operate the bathroom door while urinating
2. When the male is beginning to receive fellatio and the female, while flicking her tongue across the head of his penis, realizes her partner's cock tastes like a wet-nap one receives in a BBQ restaurant. Thanks.
This ritual is a crude, but slightly considerate, attempt at hygiene when the male is optimistic about receiving fellatio in the near future. Usually occurs when sex appears imminent but the male must excuse himself in order to urinate.
The optimistic dab, while very similar to a full solar-eclipse in the fact that it is rarely seen, only becomes in evident in one of two common situations:
1. The male and his sexual partner reside in the same residence and the aforementioned male fails to know properly operate the bathroom door while urinating
2. When the male is beginning to receive fellatio and the female, while flicking her tongue across the head of his penis, realizes her partner's cock tastes like a wet-nap one receives in a BBQ restaurant. Thanks.
"Why are you wiping instead of shaking? Oh. Wait. Is that an optimistic dab? How cute."
Alternatively,
"Darling, your cock tastes like soap. Mind using something other than a wet-nap next time you do an optimistic dab?"
Alternatively,
"Darling, your cock tastes like soap. Mind using something other than a wet-nap next time you do an optimistic dab?"
by twittish July 10, 2009
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by Sanityfan November 29, 2015
Get the Cynically optimistic mug.High school girls have so much drama. They don't even want to have a long relationship with you. <--comment made by an opinionistic person.
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