The Optimus

The Optimus is when a male sticks is face into a woman's vaginal region, places his lips down on her labia and mutters "Roll Out" in a deep voice. This usually results in a instant orgasm from the female followed by an erection for the male which may last longer than 4 hours.

Female: Hey baby, I'm tired of the Shocker, the Annihilater, and the Devastator. Try something new.

Male: *Thinks of Transformer named Devastator* Can I try the Optimus?

by That Douchebag. October 4, 2011

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Optimus Prime

A term used to describe a very big or powerful truck. Is also the name of the Autobot leader from Transformers, who transforms into a semi truck.

Guys car gets rammed by a semi truck. He says to the truck driver, "God dammit, why'd you destroy my car with Optimus Prime, you idiot."

by William Gilson August 29, 2006

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Optimus Nigger

An oversized Kinder Surprise Chocolate Egg and tends to get hard when walking past men.

Nigga1: yo fham why u hard dawg there's no tings here
Optimus Nigger: Yo u seen that nigga fham... Damnnnn he got that full package
Nigga2: Yo optimus nigger is a gay dawg

by Nigero 46 June 1, 2018

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Optimus Prime

Like Amazon Prime, but without the free shipping.

Optimus Prime, a balanced option for those who want something better than eBay and worse than Amazon Prime.

by FreshUnicorn January 1, 2015

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Optimus Crime

n. A person who is a total genius; the coolest cat around town; a sexy man. The only poster that matters at Game-Revolution.com

-Hey, how did you do on the test?
-I aced it.
-Wow, you're an Optimus Crime.

-Hey Optimus Crime, why are you so cool?
-I don't know, I just am.

-Hey, you Optimus Crime. Do you want to get some lovin' tonight?
-Sure.

-Hey Optimus Crime, will you be my friend please?
-pffft, No time bitch.
-OH MY GOD! YOU TOTALLY PWNED ME!!11

by All the Fine Ass Ladies across the globe March 19, 2004

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