Oblonged

When a person drinks such an excessive amount of alcohol that they spend the next couple of hours vomiting.

Alcohol consumed has to be mainly vodka or other spirits.

"Jamie has had too much to drink tonight. He is oblonged"

by Baak2211 January 2, 2019

Oblonging

The word used for explaining long stints of blank thoughts.

Girl: Are you even listening to me?
Boy: Oh, i'm sorry, i was totally Oblonging.

by StuckWithExcuse July 15, 2011

Medulla Pancreas Oblongata

A person, who's brain creates insulin to filter out the influx of mass amounts of useless information. Or, to throw away useless information, now null and void.

Medulla Pancreas that order, the Commander in Chief wants to go for balloons & ice cream after the merry-go-round.

by Battle Royal w/ Cheese September 17, 2003

Olöngkalong

The feeling you get from music that makes you want to dance with reckless abandon in the forest.

William: Oh wow Sofia this Fleet Foxes song makes me want to run away and dance in the forest.
Sofia: Olöngkalong! I'll prepare the tipi and instruments.

by ForestElf September 29, 2014

Olongapo-Outhouse

A Filipino prostitute, working in the Philippine city of Olongapo, who specializes in being shit on.

Sailor 1: Hey man, did you hear what the Chief did last night?

Sailor 2: No man, what'd he do?

Sailor 1: He got all fucked up, picked up an Olongapo-Outhouse, and did the nasty right there in front of half the division.

Sailor 2: What the...Hasn't the Chief had the runs all week?

Sailor 1: Exactly!

by Jdog1 July 30, 2009

whoredulla oblongata

The whoredulla oblongata is the lower portion of the vagina stem. It deals with autonomic whore functions. The g-spot center is the part of the whoredulla oblongata responsible for controlling the legs of the whore.

I dated this girl named Jessica and her whoredulla oblongata was so out of control sensitive you could bang her anywhere any time!

by Shotwell February 20, 2008

oblong

the real name of rectangles

"look out guys, im going to rule the whole world by the power of oblong"

by Oblong power July 27, 2004