Cock Obstacle

To hinder, by whatever means, the chances of another male from getting a sexual encounter with a female.

formally Cock Blocking

Dan You are such a fuckin Cock Obstacle cant you see i'm trying to score

by Eddie lugo September 15, 2005

obstacle

obstacles are the people in your high school who are idiots and in the halls they are just in the way...
see obstacle course

"Jesus H Christ, Lexi is such a dumbass, she's a total obstacle"

by bigolbeefcurtain April 21, 2005

hobstacle

A common thing that hinders one's daily progress, and or lifestyle

"He cannot find his boots, first hobstacle of the day"

by VECHATER April 22, 2018

nobstacle

Something to prevent someone getting laid.

I'd like to bone Jenny, but her mum's a major nobstacle.

Take every nobstacle life throws at you in your stride.

by Alex Christian Harris December 9, 2007

Energetic Moose Obsticles

A person who cuts themselves who you catapult into the woods to hope they get stepped on by a moose on CRACK COCAINE who FUKS UR COUCH.

Stands for emo.

Khiel: I hate life cuz i plai wow/gw. (//_;)
Finneh: OMFGTFO? *Catapults into woods*
Khiel: wtf. ;.;
Moose: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Finneh: *fapfapfap* LOL ENERGETIC MOOSE OBSTICLES!

by Finneh October 27, 2007

Nobstacle course

A location that is heavily (and unexpectedly) populated by men.

"Are you going to The York pub tonight to try it out with the ladies?"
"No way, that place has turned into a nobstacle course!"

by mvp123 March 11, 2010

Obsticle

The female testicle, also known colloquially as the 'ovary'. Used exclusively by persons trained in the care of pregnant women, the obstetrician. Real doctors have rarely heard of the word.

1. The ovum is released from the obsticle prior to fertilisation.
2. Polycystic obsticle syndrome (PCOS)

by Radar007 March 4, 2011