Jerking off onto Lucky Charms

Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.

Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.

by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020

hold onto your panties

An expression from an Indiana man that is likely not a good fighter pilot.

The sac wanted Jason to come to the firepit but he was watching Top Gun and yelled out, “hold onto your panties!”

by Bobdonis November 13, 2020

don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.

Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."

by macinlor September 7, 2016

Burned onto a virgin's chest

Something that is widely known as infinitely true and cannot be argued against. The epitomy of truth.

That is so true it must be burned onto a virgin's chest!

by FB_29 December 27, 2011

hang onto it

When a newborn baby is born with the mothers i.u.d. in its hand.

When taking a curve, at high speed, on a motorcycle the rider must, "hang onto it".

by ichi baud February 1, 2023

Partitions Onto Rear-view Negligence (Pornography): The First Juvenile Release..

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Partitions Onto Rear-view Negligence (Pornography): The First Juvenile Release..

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Zoologist Onto Dichotomies In Avoiding Cysts (Zodiac)《Angel Jose Robles: The Only Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Zoologist Onto Dichotomies In Avoiding Cysts (Zodiac)《Angel Jose Robles: The Only Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025