onion shit

When you've wiped 10+ times and it's still leaving a trace.

Guy 1 : I've just had one of those dumps when the wiping was never ending.
Guy 2 : You mean an onion shit. It's like peeling layers off an onion.

by tnyflgs November 16, 2013

onionade

onionade is made when life decides to hand you onions and not lemons.

Onionade sucks.

by some dumb person March 9, 2018

wendy's onion rings

Something that should exist, but doesn't.

"Man I love Wendy's onion rings."
"They have onion rings?"

by that_dude31 January 17, 2017

Onion Job

A sexual act involving the insertion of a male's penis into an onion in an erotic manner

Yo dude that chick I've been seeing just gave me the raddest onion job I've ever had while we were watching Shrek 2. She's a total fuckin ogre at heart man.

by ShrekLove69 November 29, 2016

smacking onions

the sound of balls banging ass.

"I took her from behind and started smacking onions."

by kalcaunniag October 11, 2011

juicy onion

A wet and creamy vagina that smells so rank it makes your eyes water.

I can’t stand eating her out because of her juicy onion.

by KK Stanky Peach October 28, 2017

Soviet Onion

The place where humans get chopped, and onions cry when they do it.

In the Soviet Onion, onions chop you

by LMgamer36 October 5, 2020