EARLY ONK

he's all like 'KONO DIA DO IM JOSOPHEH JOELTIERS!' and is in a relationship with your Indonesian girlfriend, hes a fan of the beatles, and is a dumbass, he wears ugly.
unknown_waves is my boyfriend- jamie
by byodde February 28, 2022
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Onke

A handsome young man who,women find very attractive , he's loyal ,goal driven and has a great personality and handles great under pressure
He's is such a onke
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Ink-Onks

An obsessive compulsive or looping mind-state that gets progressively worse the longer it persists.

The phrase, when repeated quickly, starts to sound like 'King Kong', which is crucial to it's meaning - that a tiny amount of nonsense can become a hugely destructive simply by a person constantly paying attention to it.
" You got the ink-onks about your missus again? Have a pint."
"See that geezer talking to a tree stump? ink-onks mate."
"Bad acid - I got the ink-onks man"
by GenericJohn June 20, 2018
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