The One-Way Friend Zone

When a person is placed into the friend zone by someone, but continues to believe that there is still hope

You: "I swear dude, Jessica is so into me."

Friend: "Bro, you are so in the One-Way Friend Zone

by Axe Whoal February 26, 2011

one-way-relationships

When someone puts everything they can into their feelings and tries to make something work, and their partner displays no intrest

Hey honey, I love you so much, you fancy a cuddle?
Later, I'm watching tv.
Dammit, I hate one-way-relationships

by lolcatinhat September 15, 2013

One way mother fucker

Mainly Kyles. Will accept as much help as possible whenever possible, but will always find a way out reciprocating any favors or just being a helpful, decent human being in general.

Kyle is a one way mother fucker who wants people to do his fence but won’t help anyone else do theirs.

by NotAOneWayMF June 2, 2019

One way cuddling

When only one party is putting in effort during a cuddle; it would appear as if only one significant other is cuddling.

Dude last night wasn’t very fun because Renee was one way cuddling me.

by Creamcheesebagel July 12, 2020

There is more than one way to bake a pi.

A geeky way of saying that one can derive the value of π from different methods, whose approximated values could be obtained from fractions or formulas.

Just as there are many ways to skin a mathematical cat, there is more than one way to bake a pi.

by Covido February 27, 2022

onewatt

A dim bulb, not quick on the uptake, slow.

Harry has oatmeal for brains...a real onewatt.

by harry flashman July 5, 2003

One-Way System

An alternative to congestion charge this is another excuse when you are late for something important.

Boss: Why are you 30mins late, Smith?
Smith: I got stuck in the one-way system.

by Barry June 4, 2004