One armed willy

An urban legend about a one armed man that roams the woods at night giving unsuspecting victims one armed handjobs. Known mainly in the upper peninsula of Michigan, more specifically in the keewenaw peninsula in the county of Baraga (named after William Baraga aka one armed willy).

One armed willy snuck up on me in the woods and boy am I sore

by Onearmedwilly September 15, 2015

one-armed phonehead

(n). Synonym for celluwhore. Has one arm glued to a phone to their ear, so it appears as if they are one armed.

Beware of the one-armed phonehead. This monster appears in supermarkets, malls, and other public places such as gyms, concert halls, and airports.

by boggler December 28, 2005

busier than a one armed paper hanger

To be so busy, it will be impossible to finish your task.

Bob: "Hey pal, can you give me a hand with this task."
You: "Are you serious?" "Im busier than a one armed paper hanger."

by Frainslug November 5, 2005

One-armed Greedy

It’s a selfish, bluff reach around where the reacher bypasses their partner’s genitals and continues back through their legs, returning to their own genitals to pleasures themself.

She thought I was going for a reach around, but instead I hit her with the one-armed greedy. Those sheets are now ruined.

by M. Erectus January 9, 2021

One Armed Popeye

A lonely male, usually a teenager, who spends all day, every day, sitting in a darkened room alone, trying his best to make just one of his arms look like Popeye's.
Occasionally one eyed frowning with the sticky out chin comes into play, accompanied by Popeye's "Ugugugug!" chuckling noise.
Often leads to a Popeye style walk in later life.

I called round to see Dave the other day, he's becoming a proper One Armed Popeye.

by The Rodent March 28, 2011

One-armed Greedy

It’s a selfish, bluff reach around where the reacher bypasses their partner’s genitals and continues back through their legs, returning back to their own genitals to pleasures themself.

She thought I was going for a reach around, but instead I hit her with the one-armed greedy. Those sheets are ruined.

by M. Erectus January 9, 2021

One Armed Scissor

A knife

Woah nice butter-one armed scissor

by A guy with a face August 5, 2008