Kevin: Yo that shit was Papatastisch!
John: Don't put the pussy on the chain wax ...
Kevin: Why do you care so much?
John: Don't put the pussy on the chain wax ...
Kevin: Why do you care so much?
by incubiYantraRod August 23, 2023
Get the put the pussy on the chain wax mug.Putting the “pussy on the chain wax” was initially popularized by Key and Peele, and yada, yada… Look. There are some rumors that the phrased preexisted the famous comedic sketch of the two comics, but if we were to seriously argue if that’s true and where it came from, we would be putting the pussy on the chain wax.
The definition of the phrase actually comes later on through the bit itself, when Keegan Michael Key describes how he lost his job and his girlfriend left him that day, and all he wants is to have some fun, which he pursues through repeating the phrase “put the pussy on the chain wax” again and again, trying, as correctly Jordan Peele concludes just prior to, make a “thing” happen, which is of course to popularize a phrase by putting it out there and let it “conjure” a meaning by the means of crowd sourcing alone.
Thus, after that fine piece of comedic work that caustically criticizes how some of the most popular, non sensical phrases of our time are made, and how, if you try to test them through logic the only thing you going to achieve is to kill the good mood of a whole group of people who are having fun and connect through humor, based on the experience of collaboration, the only fitting definition for the phrase seems to be exactly that. Simply put, “Put the pussy on the chain wax” means doing something counterproductive that will lead others into loss of sympathy/respect/trust/bonding/reliance on your person.
The definition of the phrase actually comes later on through the bit itself, when Keegan Michael Key describes how he lost his job and his girlfriend left him that day, and all he wants is to have some fun, which he pursues through repeating the phrase “put the pussy on the chain wax” again and again, trying, as correctly Jordan Peele concludes just prior to, make a “thing” happen, which is of course to popularize a phrase by putting it out there and let it “conjure” a meaning by the means of crowd sourcing alone.
Thus, after that fine piece of comedic work that caustically criticizes how some of the most popular, non sensical phrases of our time are made, and how, if you try to test them through logic the only thing you going to achieve is to kill the good mood of a whole group of people who are having fun and connect through humor, based on the experience of collaboration, the only fitting definition for the phrase seems to be exactly that. Simply put, “Put the pussy on the chain wax” means doing something counterproductive that will lead others into loss of sympathy/respect/trust/bonding/reliance on your person.
-How did Keegan Michael Key lost his job and his girlfriend at the same day in that one Key and Peele sketch?
-Men, he kept putting the pussy on the chain wax all day long…
-Really? Oh, man… Wait… What does that mean?
-Men, he kept putting the pussy on the chain wax all day long…
-Really? Oh, man… Wait… What does that mean?
by Endernity March 8, 2017
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Doing something so impressive that you awe all females in the vicinity so much that they all go get their pussy waxed in order to be presentable for you.
Man 1: Yo, I won that fight with a single punch, like BOP!
Man 2: Oh yeah?
Man 1: Yeah, son, you should have seen them bitch's faces! Maaaaan, I put the pussy on the chain wax!!!
Man 2: DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNNNNN!!!!
Man 2: Oh yeah?
Man 1: Yeah, son, you should have seen them bitch's faces! Maaaaan, I put the pussy on the chain wax!!!
Man 2: DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNNNNN!!!!
by lavenderloins March 28, 2016
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Get the Put the pussy on the chain wax mug.You have your girl whipped. If she wants sex, she has to go through you and possibly do a favor. She does anything you say and you happen to win every argument. Basically, if you can pull it off, you are God. If you abuse this power, you are an asshole douchebag cunt and deserve to die slowly and painfully to the point where no one can identify you.
Guy1: You'll never believe what I just did.
Guy2: What?
Guy1: I PUT THE PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX!!!!!
Guy2: OOOOOOOOOH!!!!!
Guy1: Now if she wants to go out, she has to ask me first.
Guy2: You're a dick.
Guy2: What?
Guy1: I PUT THE PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX!!!!!
Guy2: OOOOOOOOOH!!!!!
Guy1: Now if she wants to go out, she has to ask me first.
Guy2: You're a dick.
by Yamichi February 6, 2014
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Tendai : Man I went home and put the pussy on the chain wax, all night
Keneth : you fucked her all night
Tendai : Man I went home and put the pussy on the chain wax, all night
Keneth : you fucked her all night
by afrosam February 11, 2015
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