Shelf

A Southern Fairfield County teenage boy who has a black girl's booty.
Damn, the shelf almost knocked over the T.V.
by Fatty Mcgee December 10, 2004
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Shelfing

The act of placing drugs inside the vagina as a way of ingesting them
Molly is rolling so hard after shelfing that pill
by FestivalNurse June 13, 2017
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Shelfed

When you let a fat guy fuck you doggy, and they have to set their fat stomach on your ass!
Damn, I got shelfed last night, dude was fat as fuck.
by kayteebaybee April 08, 2020
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shelf

the area just above the penis which girls prefer shaved
kyle, john, and kenny's shaved shelf is much better than joe's non shaved rainforest. it feels better against my vag than the amazon.
by Kenny Pontrelli October 29, 2008
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shelfed

To get unbelievably wasted, have an outrageously good time, and live up the night.
Let's get so fucking shelfed tonight! It'll be the best night of our lives!
by queerko January 13, 2014
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Shelf that

To put something away in the back of your mind or forget about something.
Person 1: Yo I'm so mad I failed my test

Person 2: Shelf that bro!
by YouUnculturedSwine December 22, 2016
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Shelf

The act of taking ones hands and pushing up their boobs in a moderately sexual way in which the goal is to excite a man or multiple men. The most commonly used technique is when the hands of the "shelfer" makes a straight line or a "shelf" and lifts the breasts up, and then back down. The word "shelving" most commonly refers to women, however men can shelf their man boobs or moobs for comedic purposes.
To get the attention of some guys at the party, Julie she decided to shelf.
by TheTheatricalFedora July 28, 2011
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