Portuguese Omlet

Its when a woman puts her legs behind her head and the man cracks an egg in a bowl with chopped up ham and chives and cheese, mixes it up and pours it into her ass. Then she squats over a hot griddle and shits the mix onto the griddle. The man cooks the mixture and eats it.

Dick and Jane made a Portuguese Omlet

by Mistahtom September 6, 2005

Smegma Omlette

An omlette made from dick cheese.
Not very pleasant.

I made a smegma omlette, it tasted like dick.

by Symomolol August 3, 2008

omlette

to let, to allow

i shoulda bus a cap in yo ass, but omlette you slide

by dtown July 11, 2003

omreh

The best most fearful last name in Ahvaz,Iran.if you have this last name it means you are strong and mighty also very good looking

Yo how is that guy so strong

Ohh he’s an omreh

by Hanma,zeyd March 17, 2022

omlette du flomage

a phrase where you dont know the answer to a question asked so you just say omlette du flomage

"hey whats your next lesson"
Reply: omlette du flomage

by Nick Elsom April 27, 2005

oblehso

When you are so morbidly obese you throw up in the middle of talking.

Uncle Mathew: "Hngh I love ea-*throws up*...eating"
Jack: "Oh uncle Mathew, you are so oblehso!"

by vivalarev April 18, 2021

OMLETE

to ejaculate in a man/womans ear and fold closed so it sticks

my ear is crusty from that omlete

by Michael Lozano September 30, 2007