Offensive Dick

When a dick is so erect that it becomes an offensive machine, quickly but swiftly having intercourse with an nearby women or men.

"Today I got an Offensive Dick"

by Dino Marcockass March 1, 2018

that's offensive

A common phrase that dumb people say when they don't understand something or when they want to cause unnecessary facebook drama.

"Your artistic endeavor for photography class uses a globe in it and that reminds me of our all-mighty God. That's offensive."

by imazebraucantcme September 13, 2011

Offerman

Someone with a 'bowl' style haircut

That guy over there has an offerman! he rules

by Nic White February 7, 2004

offering a drowning man a glass of water

doing something that you think is helpful but that only makes the situation worse

She was trying to explain the situation simpler, but it was just like offering a drowning man a glass of water.

by HiddenPaw October 29, 2008

no offense

a phrase that is believed to make a really rude comment less rude, but really just makes you look like a jackass.

No offense Chelsea, but you suck.

by katopoliss December 7, 2010

offer you out

1970's Northeastern Philadelphia slang inviting someone to have a fist fight.

I heard what you said about my sister. I offer you out. Meet me on the corner by Mitch's at three thirty.

by Boardwalk Broad April 25, 2011

Offensivitis

the asshole who takes offense at the drop of a hat

Forget swine flu, the Indian government is suffering from a much grave disease called offensivitis.

by AlekhyaDas May 14, 2015