veronika paar.... a girl with a stickyyy grosss vaginaa. gets fingered by weird kids.
guy 1- dude i fingered veronika in the libraryyesterday guy 2- dudee i heard she had a serious octopussy
guy 1- yeah man it felt like squishy tentacles were eating my hand
guy 2- thats just not right, man
Yo, did you hear about that whack doc who created Octopussy? The entire medical community is going to be probing him soon! I hear it will be on Pay-per-view.
An octopus like organism that dwells in the cookies of young transexual women. whenever the subject is seeking stimulation during the night, the octopussy will delve deeper into the cookie dough that it has burrowed in and wrap its 70 tentacles around the walls of the meat sack and start massaging and pulsating causing the subject to experience multiple orgasims and can even distort the mind into creating a dream where the subject in question will begin to fantasize about her grandmother. Once the first rays of dawn begin to show, the Octopussy will crawl out of its habitat and absorb all of the subject's liquids out of her bedsheets. This mutualistic relationship is the result of hormonic, slutty whores.
Woah.... what happenedlast night, my insides are buzzing and I feel.... wet? I feel dirty, guess I'll have to cancel happy hour for a shower. *man bursts in*
TWAS THE OCTOPUSSY
1. Jim: "Kevin you will not believe what I did last night!"
Kevin: "What did you do, Jim? Tell me now! I'm so eager to know."
Jim: "I got some rank octopussy!"
Kevin: "DAMN! Gotta love that octopussy!"
2. Harold: "Look at that octopus! She has a colossal octopussy!"