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butt jam occulous

the beggining of time when all men seemed to have a little BUTT in the HOLE. Therefore meaning jamming something similar to and occulous in the butt. making it jamed and constapated.
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the occult

smelly hippies everywhere......

they are da gubment!
by I defect from the human race August 23, 2004
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occultists

assholes who impose their beliefs on everybody else and who are responsible for every war that has ever been
looney toons who think way too much and manipulate everyone and everything
by suck me beautiful December 28, 2003
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Occuloproctomist

An individual who is in denial regarding his or her sexual attraction towards dead or injured sea dwelling creatures
"The old dude at no. 81 is definitely a closet occuloproctomist, he's obsessed with oysters''
by Malcolm Turnball II May 6, 2018
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Occult

WARNING ! DO NOT THINK ON THIS !
The medical term for the first stage of cancer. While not funny, this true fact when grasped makes Dreadful inroads your health of reasoning. Do not attempt to grasp this concept.
It's the real medical term for the first stage of cancer, the cellular stage, unseen with a ocular apparatus
The stages of cancer.
The occult stage.
Stage one.
Stage 2

Stage 3

Stage 4
by Jacksonleefinkjunior May 20, 2019
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OCCULT ACRONYM

Graphically, an OCCULT ACRONYM is a formation of the acronym's invisible initials' post initial letters of the words involved appearing in formations of the imaginary silhouettes of that acronym's initials in a way that makes the whole O. A. appear as a visible word.

Obscure Communication, Controlling Understood, Logical Thought
Aligned Communication, Rigorously Organized, Naming, Yet Meaning

They are an art form that are supposed to help a person get their mind going in direction other than linear text and to help them understand what the OCCULT is, so it is more familiar thus more comprehendible, thus not so scary!
by Phili-Pbob'Sharsky October 29, 2020
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Occultistocracy

Occultistocracy, also refered as occultist theocracy, is a form of government where occultist people should run the country and occult sciences, divinatory arts and other occultist concepts and subjects should be part of the official policies and of the state and government policies. Occultistocracy advocates that is not actually necessary to occultists run the country, but the government itself should create occultist policies and hear the opinions of occultists, mainly the ones with more experience on occultism, in order to accelerate the evolution of humanity and improve humanity spiritually, empathically, morally and so on. Occultistocracy also advocates the development of technoccultism, spiritualicism, psionicism, extraphysicism, divinialism, technodeism and similars, always focusing on the occult part of all of these.
"Occultistocracy is a good concept, even it would be really crazy and even epic to see occultists helping with the politics and leading humanity into a highly evolved species evolved spiritually and morally."

"Occultistocracy is good, even it is so similar to esoterocracy, both are a bit different, since on esoterocracy everyone that is esoteric could run the country and while on occultistocracy only experienced occultists could run the country and / or help the government itself.
by Full Monteirism March 5, 2021
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