1 definition by Malcolm Turnball II

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An individual who is in denial regarding his or her sexual attraction towards dead or injured sea dwelling creatures
"The old dude at no. 81 is definitely a closet occuloproctomist, he's obsessed with oysters''
by Malcolm Turnball II February 14, 2018
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