Aesthetically Obsolete

A nice way of saying you are old as fuck and your looks can no longer attract people.

"i would date you Gladys, if you weren't born in the 1950's and you weren't aesthetically obsolete"

by Frankencastle March 27, 2016

obile

a slng name for police

the fucking obile are on the way

by dane March 19, 2004

Obsolete

Something that is so old that no one feels the need to use it anymore; see old school or cavemen for more information.

ex. 1: The stubborn man decided to go to work by driving a 1908 Model-T Ford, which was so obsolete that it literally had to be cranked.

by Flaminghorse January 8, 2019

obsolete

one of the greatest albums of all time by one of the greatest bands.

fear factory's version of cars is on the digipak to obsolete.

obsolete is better than digimortal

by slacker jesus March 21, 2004

obsolete farm machine

1. Any Afracin American who is disabled from doing his job on your plantaions.

2. More common term for any African American.

After Toby didn't feel like picking my cotton, I hit him with my hickery stick until both his hands broke, and now he's nothing more than a obsolete farm machine

by Rob the man December 21, 2007

obsolesced

A word used by assholes who want to sound intelligent.

I ate lunch today as I obscolesced my own coolness.

by morgamic August 1, 2005

Obsinet

She is kind and forgiving and most likely to date malcolm Booker and break up with him because he is a loser

Obsinet is flawless

by Nathaniel flores December 21, 2019