obese oblong

obese oblong is a word to describe a really annoying person.

"you're such an obese oblong"

by jeremeysliver January 19, 2023

big batty oblong barbara

juicy ass nowhere near as fat as big 6 foot monster nathans fit mum

hey would you like a big batty oblong barbara as your main course or a starter, we also have a 6 foot monster who likes to shit in phone boxes for the bants

by monkeyman69withasmallbanana June 1, 2023

Playing ping pong with the oblong

a technique of self induced pleasure where spanking to specific organs is part of the ritual

i was in the monestary, playing ping pong with the oblong

by the enibriated pidgeon liver March 29, 2003

Yellow Oblong

Green spider’s partner in crime.

Have you heard about Green Spider and Yellow Oblong?

by This was actually 2013 but ye April 23, 2020

grey oblong pill

It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nanotechnology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
It tells you what to do
It's preprogrammed
It's amazing
Speaks to you directly
You behave as
It's appraising
Helps you act correctly
Helps you to be cool
It helps you rule

1: Hey dude, you got a grey oblong pill yet?
2: Yeah! It looks like Keanu Reeves

by thesquip January 28, 2024

Obalong

Obalong is an adjective that means long, disproportionate, and basically fat ugly hogs. Obalongas are typically a group of awkward females that waddle around obnoxiously, while obalongos are the male version.

Obalong examples are Giraffes, moose, 7-heads(four heads),generally speaking Anne Chanel’s and Maggie’s are typically obalong.

by Giraffe neck 123 July 30, 2019

Oolong Tea

This is an "asian" tea consisting of 90% vodka, 10% whiskey

God damn, Andy needs to lay off that oolong tea before he fucking dies.

by MikeyMaple November 26, 2017