oblivious idiot 

The antithesis to the deep thinker; One who doesn't understand why we stress out over certain things.

"Why do you stress out over little things?"
" I don't know,why are you such an oblivious idiot?"

oblivious idiot by JoeNJ2 May 29, 2012

oblivious 

A word that sounds really cool... what does this mean, anyway?

Me: I'm OBLIVIOUS!!!11111
Other person: Well one thing's for sure; you're oblivious to the meaning of "oblivious".

oblivious by sorrysauce August 3, 2007

oblivious jet fan 

a person hu seriously believes the jets are a decent football team. they show their pride by wearing jets jerseys to school even after loses. they even go so far as to waste 5 dollars in a football pool by picking the jets to beat the chargers

Mark Kramer asian, Jon Panarella boyish charm, Joe Pollack faggot

oblivious jet fan by Limz January 7, 2005

Oblivious 

Teenage boy

Every guy in my clalss is oblivious.
Enough said

Oblivious by TeenageGirl August 7, 2009

Oblivious Rage 

An unpredicable moment to when you don't expect anything to happen near anyone that has an intense anger problem. You find yourself pwned, injured, and a massive headache with zero warning.

Guy 1: dude... why am i on the ground and why does my head hurt so bad? Guy with anger issues: I'm so sorry man. I just thought you were the IRS. Guy 2: Dude. Thats some Oblivious Rage he had there. Hey dude you dropped your teeth.

Oblivious Rage by Yashieyama July 8, 2010

Oblivious cock 

This is when a mans cock cannot control itself and get hard when anything passes by it and sometimes it can cum more than you want

"Wow Billy had a really oblivious cock last night." Said Ashley

Oblivious cock by Tttthhhee October 5, 2017

Lieutenant Oblivious 

The person (typically in online discussions) that is somehow ignorant of a very popular meme, reference, or trend, and needs explanation in order to properly understand it. A subordinate and a counterpart of sorts to Captain Obvious.

Larry (upon seeing something beyond his comprehension): "I don't get it."
Lemmy: "Captain Obvious, come in: this is Lieutenant Oblivious requesting backup, over."

Lieutenant Oblivious by Helel ben Shahaar February 11, 2019