wombat nuzzler

A Wombat nuzzler is a breed of moonbat, with a distinctive combination of ecofascism, buddhism, anti-Semitism, dhimmitude, and psuedoscience. Unlike the common moonbat, who usually expresses one of these traits at a time, the wombat nuzzler displays all these qualities simultaneously when threatened.

I was out on a date with this hot girl. We were eating cooscoos, then a car back-fired or something. She suddenly began screaming, saying,"And Buddha-love-no-think-non-mind will kill the bushitler-sympathizer crypto-Jew Bill Gates if his nazi SUVs keep killing Palestinian bushbabies in the BIGGEST INFANTICDAL HOLOCAUST SINCE THE 2000 ELECTION!" Why do I keep dating crazy fucking wombat nuzzlers?

by pookleblinky November 29, 2004

nuzzle

similar to what a cat does to your neck but it involves a man and a woman. you can nuzzle anywhere! on the shoulder, to the arms to the chest.

I wish you can nuzzle with me in bed tonight.

by thedevltree January 2, 2011

nuzzle

verb; the act of rubbing heads together in an up and down motion

When we nuzzle, Jake and I get extremely horny.

by dredawg123 November 20, 2011

Nuzzle Tats

A way of saying "oh darn" or "damn it" best used along side a snap and shaking of the head

Teacher: Lizzy you failed your test
Lizzy: Nuzzle tats!

by Lezzylova July 18, 2010

Barge Nuzzle

to forcefully rub up against an object for pleasure.

When I would pet Spike the cat, she liked to barge nuzzle her head against my hand.

by Matt Stein October 23, 2006

Nuzzletoff

A word that can be exclaimed when you are having or after having a moment of cuddling or nuzzling with a significant other.

Also good for explaining what you did the night before or congratulating two people on their PDA.

Originations stem from the word mazeltov, the Jewish exclamation of excitement or congratulations.

Sometimes used to brush past a friend who is requesting a detailed description of "what did you guys do last night?"

Jon: "Hey Ben, what were you and Alicia up to last night, wink wink."
Ben: "haha... Nuzzletoff!"
Jon: "Niiice."

or

*Becky and Mark hug for a long time*
James (in passing) "Nuzzletoff!!"

by Marilyn Beale October 8, 2009

nipple nuzzler

These pre-human creatures are usually 1 week to 3 months. Above 3 months they're frequently referred to as nipple biters! Nipple nuzzlers are selfish and manipulative little creatures that routinely steal a man's prized toys. They make silly little sounds that human females emulate but that make no sense. Nipple Nuzzlers are members of the sub-species "pleasure interruptis". They are known to make extremely loud bellowing sounds or give off odors that are extremely noxious at very inconvenient times. Unless these creatures are properly placed into development hibernation there will never be peace in the house again. The cuteness is only a front to allow them to gain a hold on the human female. Once that happens it's YEARS to eradicate the infestation!

How about we put the Nipple Nuzzler in his crib, turn off the bellow box and go to our room to play for a little while?

by Grumpy Grandpa August 21, 2014