nutritioned out of rumours

someone, who easily beleives to rumours, not necessarily based ones.

He is being nutritioned out of rumours.

by phlegmat March 27, 2005

nutrition coach

An individual who would like to be a dietitian but is too lazy or incompetent to get a BS or MS in nutrition, complete 1200 hours of practical experience and pass a national exam.

I don't eat carbs because my nutrition coach said they are bad for me.

by Fresh foodie August 12, 2014

nutritionize

To change ones nutritional habits.

I decided to nutritionize and eat more fruits.

by PDobby October 13, 2013

Optimal Sport Nutrition

where big dick players purchase there supplements, smoothies, and go tan.

do you shop at Optimal Sport Nutrition?

yes, im a big dick player =)

by static5 September 1, 2011

Nutritionality (also known as nutrition)

Nutritionality is a concept. Usually employed by tightwads, Ross shoppers, and poor college students, Nutritionality is also a way of life. The goal is to get as full as possible while spending the least amount of money. For this reason, free food contains an undefined amount of nutrition (undefined in the sense that the amount of newts or nuts consumed is divided into the price, which is zero). It is so free and nutritious that there is no unit of newts or nuts that can define it. In the light of Nutritionality, it is essential to binge eat when such opportunities arise (Ex. Graduation Parties, Buffets, and others houses). Also see Nutrition

Example 1: Tyler hates tomatoes, but four slices came with his meal. Tyler will eat those four tomato slices because that is nutrition.

Example 2: "Wow I'm incredibly full from eating so much at this restaurant, but I still have food left on my plate and so does my friend. If I believe in Nutritionality I will not only force the rest of my food down, but also eat my friends if they are not nutritionists."

by T-Bone Maly September 5, 2005

nutsitch

An affliction of the lower sack

Hey, My nutsitch

by Anonymous July 26, 2003

Nutito

A hippie type name meaning bringer of wine and cheese. This name was used by Ecuadorian shaman spirit healer to describe loving male prowess in cheese and wine acquisition.

The shaman healer has now named James "Nutito".

by Christiandv8 February 26, 2010