nutboard

When your significant other is typing on the computer and you run and nut on the keyboard, and before she has a time to respond you smash her face into it.

Girl - " So as i was writing my essay yesterday my boyfriend totally nutboarded me. "

by Stevenz March 20, 2008

nutbox

a delicious mix of nuts and candy

I decided to have some nutbox to get over the mid-afternoon slump!

by T March 11, 2005

NutGobbler

Gobbles your nuts but not your penis

The NutGobbler gobbled my nuts.

by NutGobbler September 5, 2005

nutgoblin

A person (usually male) who is addicted to nuts, or dicks. This person likes to chase other males balls and slaps them till they're blue.

Wow, that noobs a total nutgoblin.

Did you see henry today? he was going total nutgoblin on his dad.

by McTitMeister October 25, 2009

nutjob

When one places his/her mouth on another's balls and draws upon them succulently.

My dad promised me a goodnight nutjob on my birthday.

by PMmeurNutJobs November 11, 2015

nutjob

sticking your balls in a woman's pussy.

Megan said she'd go all the way with me, so i tried a nutjob with her.

by the poster of this word November 13, 2009

720 nutjob

when a girl is in a rotating desk chair, spin her around 720 degrees whilst jizzing upon her golden locks.

oh shit man, you got man juice all over your head in an elliptical orbit. did he give you a 720 nutjob?

by lorna skank November 12, 2011