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Kane Nutley

Someone who has pale skin and chode fingers, usually ginger. Commonly considered to be the ultimate reasoning for abortion.
Person 1: Why does Kane Nutley only eat bread?
Person 2: He can't lift anything else up with his chode fingers.
by Messiah of Masturbation June 16, 2018
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nutless wonder

A man who A)upon meeting a beautiful girl puts his nuts in a jar and gives them to her to put on her nightstand or ,B)loses his balls for lack of use.
A)Steve bought his girlfriend of 3 months a car. He is the king of the nutless wonders.
B)The boss is really pushing James around. Nutless wonder.
by Varnell August 7, 2006
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nurdle

To push the ball into a space in order to take a quick single in the game of Cricket.
"But he Thorpe soon looked at home, as indeed he should at The Oval, with that familiar nurdle to the on side, skipping back from right foot to left, to the fore"

from cricinfo.com
by carino risagallo July 7, 2005
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nertlerb

An attention whoring device preferred by urban bovine.
That cow on the internet won't quit using that stupid "nertlerb" word it made up.
by boxcar_fritz December 28, 2009
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nurfle

Verb, 'to nurfle'; 'nurfling'; 'nurfled'.

A cuter, more sexually-inclined term for nuzzle, entirely used by creative cute people in internet chatrooms when cybersex is out of the question for whatever reason.

See also luff.
SexahGurl92: omg me luffs j00 ^-^
HawtGuy666: *kisses j00*
SexahGurl92: awwww :3 *nurfles j00 tight*
~EveryoneElse has left the room.
by Brian the Goldfish April 14, 2005
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nurbles in a turf

Queens-area slang expression meaning a state of distress and/or panic
The Jets gave up 35 points yesterday, and he was screaming at the TV with his nurbles in a turf the whole time.
by jaysilverman October 4, 2013
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Busting a Nuttle

The accidental action of prematurely ejaculating. Crying usually follows from either the shame, or the sheer disappointment.
You: Hey bro, how'd it go at the party last night?
Tyler: Not good man, Emily hit me right in the face because I was Busting a Nuttle as soon as the tip went in.
by Dormant123 November 24, 2013
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