"What's up my nurgra?!"
by Charlie Murphy October 13, 2004
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by jollygreenxerxes December 29, 2008
Get the nurture mug.A dreaded and utterly degrading term to describe an individual who has surpassed the level known as Grand Master Ballwasher (see ballwasher). This slimy, spineless, worthless piece of trash will typically not be satisfied with simple ball washing duties. This individual has stooped to the same level as the dog shit on the bottom of your shoe, performing such tasks as chatting the boss up about his son and his stupid hockey team, or becoming the office fix it guru - changing lightbulbs, washing windows or licking the bosses boots all day - discussing 300 ways on how to "make the office better". This will typically distract the "boss" from the nutgurglers true tasks, since the boss will now be enamored by the bliss of his golden boys suckling his big Jim and the twins.
"Jesus Christ, look - there he goes again. Third time this morning before 10 am he's been at Bill's desk telling the same stupid story. What a pathetic Nutgurgler."
by Darth Monkey April 25, 2004
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1)A physical design that does that the opposite of its intended function. The design fault isn't simple human error just human idiocy.
2) An admistrative process that is counter-productive. The fault in the process isn't just a kink in the system but something that was intentionally planned.
3) Anything that is obviously illogical, shitty and insane that totally drives people mad but nobody does anything about.
Things that are nurturgulated differ from things that are just plain stupid in that the nurturgulist (someone who makes things nurturgulated) truly seems to believe that their idea is brilliant. verb: nurturgulate.
1)A physical design that does that the opposite of its intended function. The design fault isn't simple human error just human idiocy.
2) An admistrative process that is counter-productive. The fault in the process isn't just a kink in the system but something that was intentionally planned.
3) Anything that is obviously illogical, shitty and insane that totally drives people mad but nobody does anything about.
Things that are nurturgulated differ from things that are just plain stupid in that the nurturgulist (someone who makes things nurturgulated) truly seems to believe that their idea is brilliant. verb: nurturgulate.
1) "That bus shelter is nurturgulated, it does lets the rain in."
2) Our health system is completely nurturgulated. Its designed so that that more people get less health care OR
"In an economic rationalist effort the government has sold a government departmental building it just spent million of dollars building especially for said department. Now the government department is leasing back space in the building so it will have a place for the public servants to work...for more money than it got for selling it."
"That's nurturgulated!"
3) "The answering service message says "Press the hash key or hang up the phone." why would I bother pressing the hash key if I'm going to hang up the phone anyway! That's nurturgulated!"
2) Our health system is completely nurturgulated. Its designed so that that more people get less health care OR
"In an economic rationalist effort the government has sold a government departmental building it just spent million of dollars building especially for said department. Now the government department is leasing back space in the building so it will have a place for the public servants to work...for more money than it got for selling it."
"That's nurturgulated!"
3) "The answering service message says "Press the hash key or hang up the phone." why would I bother pressing the hash key if I'm going to hang up the phone anyway! That's nurturgulated!"
by K.C.D.L. May 25, 2004
Get the nurturgulated mug.:I saw this guy at the mall.He was rocking out to Nstinc,wearing punk-rock threads.
:Seriously?
:Yeah.Such a nurnur.
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:Yeah.Such a nurnur.
by RiotGirl24 March 28, 2005
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