Nunderwear

Noun – Undergarment/s worn by nuns.

Freddy’s moonlight jaunts to the convent washing line over the past year have earned him a whole draw full of nunderwear - including five pairs of push-up bras, ten pairs of stockings, three G-strings, eight pairs of hairshirt knickers, two pairs of Spiderman boxers, a corset and a codpiece.

by SmotherTeresa May 3, 2011

nudieful

Referring to a tasteful or creative nude selfie.

"Man, the pic my wife just sent me was so nudieful it should be hanging on the walk in a gallery somewhere."

by FliggleFlop May 19, 2017

bum nudger

A homosexual male who pefers putting his knob in another guys arse to getting a knob in his own.

George is the bum nudger. Michael is his bitch.

by v13 October 28, 2006

Camel Nudge

when a guy is getting his hair cut by a female hairdresser, as she leans over from the side, his elbow is conveniently nudged by her vagina..in some cases the hairdresser will even rest her camel on the elbow..

i was in the hairdressers the other day, and the fit bird cutting my hair camel nudged me!

by blahblahblah124 November 22, 2010

Cloud Nudes

Cloud Nudes is a man or woman who is hogging up all the bandwidth of your network by uploading copious amounts of nudes to the cloud, thereby giving you a very bad internet connection and lag.

Man: "Damn my internet connection is so bad! What is going on?!"
Other man: "Yea, Cloud Nudes is in his office uploading his latest batch"

by JoeriAgitated July 2, 2015

Counter-Nudes

When a person has sent or is threatening to send nudes of you so you have to send counter nudes to either stop them by blackmailing or just putting it out their to get revenge on the person for sending your nudes

Person A: Dude this chick is threatening to send my nudes. what should I do?
Person B: Dude you should send counter-nudes to get revenge on them for sending your nudes

by Keithiopia May 16, 2016

nude down

(phrasal verb) To remove all clothing in order to relax.

After a long day in sweaty work clothes, I can't wait to just nude down and chill.
(To a new roommate) Hey, I hope you're not to easily embarrassed because I am nuding down.

by Shiboleth October 4, 2016