seafood taco

the pussy, aka vagina / beaver

I hiked up her skirt and dined on her seafood taco.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

Seafood extender

The kind of unattractive person who doesn't qualify as being a prawn. Whereas with a prawn you keep the body and throw away the head, with seafood extender you throw away the lot.

Steve: "That chick I picked up last night was a bit of a prawn"
Mark: "Really, I thought she was more like seafood extender"

by mchughno5 November 15, 2010

pubic seafood

A crab louse.
crabs Slang. Infestation by crab lice.

Bobby took Sally downtown for some pubic seafood.
Get your fingers outa the pubic seafood.

by rhonda August 27, 2004

Seafood Taco

Something that smells like Tuna and is filled with crabs. Also known as a dusty

Man: What is that???

Woman: thats a seafood taco

by thegangstabeatch January 9, 2010

Seafood Sampler

When you get out of the pool, and your penis and testicles are shriveled up like a shrimp and oysters, and you penetrate it into your partners vagina...the full package.

I got out of the community pool, and I say Sharkeisha and I gave her a Seafood Sampler

by Work definitions August 5, 2015

Seafood Facial

when a girl squirts in your face

I went to check the cat for freshness and recieved a seafood facial.

by snatch_master December 25, 2011

seafood guacamole

Dipping your genitals or fingers into multiple dirty vagina's in one evening

I went to the dive bar last night for some seafood guacamole

by LoveHandlePuppetFaces September 21, 2015