Available

Fucking a retard.

If you're not too unavailable to fuck a retard then you're available. If you don't think so then I'll make it a point to demonstrate exactly how available you are to me and we can learn together what a dying cripple sounds like.

by Hym Iam November 20, 2020

Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability

"If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"

I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P

by QuacksO August 26, 2019

Half available

When you're single but don't want to commit to anyone

Oh yeah, she's half available

by CuckNinja August 02, 2018

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I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water

I got the water tank and I Bills 💵 are not available on Monday but I will have to send

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by jhsdjkduweu November 06, 2023

I'm Available Now

A phrase used by people who have absolutely no idea what it means to schedule an appointment in a professional environment.

"Hey, what would be a good time for you today?"

"I'm available now."

"Well I'm not, so pick an actual time."

by TheThinMan34 May 06, 2022

totally available

You have my complete undivided attention.

master ,i am totally available for your service !

by zip adoda February 05, 2012