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East Northport

A very small town located in the middle of many other larger towns in Suffolk County, Long Island. East Northport has no school district and its children are divided among many other districts. E.Northport in fact, is not East of Northport making it a very great place to be ironic. East Northport is home to the great Larkfield road and is just minutes away from everything the gem of Long Island can hold.
I live in East Northport. Where is it? Um... it's next to Commack or um, Northport....it's in Huntington, how about that, it's in Huntington
by E.northport girl July 29, 2008
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East Northport

A small hamlet in the Town of Huntington on the North Shore of Long Island. The area now known as East Northport was originally known as Larkfield. When the Long Island Railroad decided to expand it's branch to Port Jefferson, they relocated the Northport train station to it's current location on Larkfield road. They chose to keep the name as Northport, and rename the original station Old Northport. Conductors would refer to the new station as "East Northport" because the station was east of the original Northport. Eventually the Old Northport station was closed, and the spur removed (you can still follow it, along BOCES, through the woods, and the station was where the lumber yard is just past 25a). The name "East Northport" stuck and replaced Larkfield.

East Northport shares it's schools with neighboring Northport. Despite having a Northport Address, Northport High School technically sits on East Northport land. There is a small pocket of residents that live west of Elwood road in East Northport that have to drive right past Pulaski Road Elementary School and go to Dickinson Avenue Elementary School, which is also in East Northport. Dickinson Avenue Elementary School gradutes students to Northport Middle School, further confusing the mess.

The cost of living in East Northport is much lower than living in Northport, although some areas are much nicer than other areas in Northport.

East Northport extends from 25a to the north, Town Line to the east, Elwood to the west, and Jericho Turnpike to the south. East Northport is home to the "Grids" which are nothing more than tiny houses on tiny lots jammed in next to each other.

East Northport is home to such fine establishments such as Larkfield Lanes, Wendy's, both 7-elevens, and an awesome dollar store.

The East Northport Public Library was the first Library in the nation to include a cafe.
East Northport's a better place to live than Northport.
by Brian April 20, 2009
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East Northport

Small town actually South of Northport on Long Island. sometiems referred to "enopo"- cute little town where the majority of the people get high; the grades get low; and when someone has a secret, everyone knows. many small shops and cool stores. the best place on earth. home of the famouos "Grids" where everyone thinks theyre badass for living in (even though theyre not)
where do you live? East Northport grids. oh **your cool** I know the grids are ill! not really unless you like mexicans and small houses.
by livb22222 November 30, 2010
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Northford

The lamest town in CT. Located between Branford and Wallingford. Made up of small farms, cows, and italians. A lot of house and wood parties where everyone gets drunk. Its an easy place to score pot. People hang out at the Dunkin Donuts because they have nothing better to do. The guys think tend to spike their hair and go tanning. The my new haircut video makes fun of the guys in Northford. Most of the girls are trashy and try to wear the least amount of clothes possible. Its cool to hang out in downtown New Haven and go clubbing. Most kids dont leave for college and stay local like UCONN or Southern. The highschool sucks and the kids aren't that smart. Because its such a lame town all the kids just party and have sex.
wow Tony is so northford he's totally on roids
by freeppl February 2, 2009
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East Northport

A very small town located in the middle of many other larger towns in Suffolk County, Long Island. East Northport has no school district and its children are divided among many other districts. E.Northport in fact, is not East of Northport making it a very great place to be ironic. East Northport is home to the great Larkfield road and is just minutes away from everything the gem of Long Island can hold.
I live in East Northport. Where is it? Um... it's next to Commack or um, Northport....it's in Huntington, how about that, it's in Huntington.
by E.northport girl July 28, 2008
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northmoore

northmoore hs is a shit hole, full of inbread river rats that repeatidly use the term "git er done".
fuck them river rats from northmoore
by leroy tompsom December 31, 2007
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northport high school

a school full of jap whores, fuckboys, and incoherent faggots who approach you during lunch. Nothing to do here but constantly smoke weed in class, get into fights, and get dissed by the VSCO girls. “Northports Genius” on YouTube is the is the average explanation of a student. You can’t use the bathroom during class because there is always someone signed out to stay in the commons or toke in the bathroom. NHS is also full of snitches so important people like Curcio get barred. Often tripping janitors can be found in the hallways
Northport high school is full of hard ass kids.
by Jen is best sh is warn October 31, 2019
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