Noop

Emptying your bowels at noon.

Taking a poop at 12:00 pm.

Going number 2 after lunch.

I went to lunch break at 11:15. After eating I walked a good 500 yards to get back to work and I had to take my daily noop.

by QSBJ November 12, 2019

Noop

A word used by highly intelligent life forms to give a negative response.

Noop I am not going to the party.

by Intelligent Life Form January 01, 2018

Noop

Somebody who knows what they are doing but not very good at doing it. Differing from a noob.

Evolved from nincompoop

How did you miss the ball you noop

by Bleachedsmiles February 01, 2017

Noop

To aggressively poop and nut at the same time, hence to “noop.”

Oh man that door knob was so sexy I nooped all over the kitchen.

by SukMikeHok October 19, 2019

Noop

A word only used by high intellectuals, whom’st have Harvard graduates, and PhD Students kneel and bow down. They are nothing in comparison to the intellectually superior gentlemen who use this foreign piece of astrological language.

“Noop, I can’t make it to the party, too busy teaching rocket scientists astrophysics.

by Anonymous Intellectual January 01, 2018

Noop

The act of taking a hot, steamy dump during the night. Usually around 11-3. Requires tremendous skill and focus.

"What are you doing up so late honey"- mom

"Just taking a very large noop cause the tacos you made agreed with my stocmach about as well as you agreeing with me being gay"-me

by MetalDanMaster 69 June 12, 2017

noop

the bone of one's elbow

ouch! i banged my elbow and hurt my noop!

by DarthFrazz August 17, 2006