noobitis

a disease usally contracted by people who do not have the attesion span to compeditave an any sort of game

omg that guy maneged to throw a plasma grenade and stick himself with it completely by accident he must hav freakin noobitis

by lolephant January 28, 2009

Noobatron

1) The King of all things noobish. 2)Someone who fails at entirely everything they try at. 3)A person with no skills.

He was so bad at W.O.W we voted him world's biggest noob hence his new nickname Noobatron.

by MaverickMeg July 25, 2010

noobatronicafilicationalizedness

a noob who has played halo, COD, gears of war, super mario brothers the lost levels, and runescape all at the same time with their feet while getting a BJ inside a waffle house that serves shithole pancakes to those with ginger hair.

Dude he has lots of noobatronicafilicationalizedness. I wonder if he likes the waffle house.

by zelda2geek June 4, 2011

noobination

Also: noobinate; noobinated

The act of being turned into a noob from lack of pwnination.

L337H4XX0R: 0h n0, I'm a victim of noobination! Dammit!!
3V1LH4XX0R: I am de pwnxor

by iamdehpwnx4r December 6, 2007

noobitis

Noobitis is a disease mostly spreading in North America. It can be spread by spending long periods of time in the presence of a person infected with the disease. If you are unsure if you or someone you know has this disease, here are some of the symptoms:
-People you know go out of their way to avoid being around you
-People call you names like noob, or loser
-You have a stupid name like Craig,Simon,Lawrence,James,Daniel, or Larry.
-You are a complete crybaby and other people would say that about you
-You say you're not a noob even when everyone else says you are
-You play noob games and say there cool
-You have bad information about everything
-You always fail at life
-You think you're really awesome but have no friends
-Nobody loves you
-You're into noobplay
-You try to get people to guess you're middle name so you can get attention

"Wow Larry, that's such a noob wallpaper you use, you probably have noobitis"

by BobandJustin December 14, 2013

Noobirino

The word noobirino means that someone are an absulute noob or nobhead. Its also a sign on having a small dick

You are a noobirino

by Whallapenis October 22, 2019

Nolitionary

The act of making a choice or decision against your will

His mum foisted a nolitionary experience of eating nattō under duress.

by Politics [Moribund Institute] August 5, 2020