noobist

its like racism... but noobism. In other words, its someone who picks on the poor noob who was probably just like the noobist himself at one stage...bastards!!!

Wannabe pro: "Shutup u noob...you're crap!"
Nice Guy: "Hey man, stop being noobist....asshole"

by armaragex October 25, 2006

Neolistic

Idealistic enough to imagine a magnificent future but, at the same time, realistic enough to balance that with the processes that lead to positive change. Neolists realize that they can, they possess the conviction to start, and they will never relent.

The neolistic Arab youth demand their basic human rights, free and fair elected governance, and they will get it.

by Tyl3r Durd3n April 9, 2011

Noobishactz

n. Used to describe the condition of one's pwnage.

"Your noobishactz were l337, Billy!"

by D.Mai January 28, 2005

Noobist

A person who uses noob tactics such as knifing, noob tubes, and riot shields on games such as Call of Duty. They are not just noobs in one game, but they employ it as their lifestyle. They worship noobism and piss of the general COD public.

Oh fuck!! I just got killed by a noobist using C4 and a riot shield.

by gdenk13 July 24, 2010

noobslice

A noob that is particularly noobese; A fraction of a noob;A slice of noob;To slice a noob.

Joe: You've just been noob sliced!
Sherly: :(

by Andrew Parksly August 3, 2005

noobsicle

A noob that's shaped like a popsicle.

Player1: GUYZ I CANNUT FIND TEH SPACE BUTON!!11
Player2: Lick my cheeks noobsicle.

by ExplodingKittens August 31, 2009

noobitis

A severe condition that results in the noob gland becoming gradually inflamed to the point by which exposure to the individual (whom has nobitis), can cause yourself to contract the disease. Caution must be taken when encountering an individual with noobitis, as one may become a noob themself. A terrible, terrible fate.

Bob: "Oii, you hear about Paul?"
John: "nah, what happened?"
Bob: "They wanted to take him to the hospital, supposebly he is suffering from noobitis. The doctor told me not to visit otherwise I'd land up there too"
John: "tough.. I hear that disease can be fatal.. What a poor, poor noob"

by harry_the_second April 24, 2011